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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

New Adventure

Tuesday I started back to school for the first time in several years. I enrolled in the local community college to take Anatomy and Physiology I so that I may apply for nursing school for next fall. I had forgotten how difficult it is to concentrate on reading a text book when there are so many other things to be done in the house!

I will be in class from 11am til 145pm on Tuesdays and Thursdays. My professor has been teaching this course for 40 years or so. He looks a little younger than that, so I am not so sure. He is hilarious and I think I will have fun learning biology again. I look forward to the journey ahead. It might not be pretty, but I think I will surprise myself.

Monday, August 13, 2007

Indulgences

71. I was blond until I was about 10.

72. Except for the first half of kindergarten, I walked to school every day til I graduated high school. Well, maybe a couple of boyfriends gave me rides from time to time. But that is beside the point.

73. When I left home for college, I had no clue what I was doing. My parents dropped me off and I had no money for books. I didn't realize that was extra. I ended up with three jobs my first semester. I made a "D" in philosophy. This was a very traumatic thing! As bad as it was at first, I think it helped me develop a scrappy mentality. I was no longer a kid and I had to work hard for anything I wanted to achieve.

74. From a spiritual standpoint, that is a terrible lesson to learn. Some days it is difficult to operate from a state of grace when you are so used to earning everything.

75. I will be 33 in December. I wish we had children by now.

76. I hate the idea of disappointing my family.

77. I waste too much time managing other people's opinion(s) of me.

78. Even after being told Santa wasn't real, I looked around in closets and boxes in our house-hoping the find the red velvet outfits mom and dad must have worn in order to "be" Santa. I never found em.

79. I lived with my grandparents the year my parents divorced.

80. I had an imaginary friend as a young girl. I don't recall her name, but I do remember getting into lots of trouble with her.

Sunday, August 05, 2007

A Couple More

61. When I was little, my family attended a very small, country church in Pitts, Arkansas. There were probably 50 members or so. I recall there being an outhouse and being fearful of getting stung by a wasp or bitten by a snake on my bum. Once, during the benediction, I stood up on the pew and started singing "Shake Shake Shake Your Booty". I think I was about three years old. My granddad still reminds me of this little gem.

62. I have a picture of me in a red velvet dress and brown cowboy boots standing in the front of the above mentioned church for a Christmas Pageant. I must have been around four or five at the time and was supposed to memorize a part of the classic poem, "A Visit from St Nicholas" but couldn't remember the whole thing. Fortunately, Grandma was in the second row, and without me asking-came up to stand beside me on stage and whispered the poem in my ear so I could finish. I remember being so proud of myself for not crying and finishing the pageant. In hindsight, I am so grateful to Grandma for saving me from humiliation. I suspect she knew the gift she was giving me at the time, but had no idea how much it has affected me through the years.

63. I wish I would have dated more boys during high school. I am glad to be married to Scott, but think I would have had a broader appreciation for the world had I dated around more and seen other family dynamics than my own.

64. When I worked at Seessel's grocery store in high school, for one year I drew all the produce signs in chalk for that week's sales. I have never considered myself a good artist, but I enjoyed that part of my job.

65. I wasn't allowed to shave my legs until my birthday in 8th grade. I hated gym class while in junior high. Not because of the physical aspects of it, but because the girls teased me mercilessly for having furry legs.

66. I was on my high school's varsity golf team. I didn't know how to play, but they needed warm bodies to maintain our TSSAA standings and I fit the bill. My coach was very kind and taught me as well as he could. Thanks Coach Stallings!

67. Back when my parents only allowed me to listen to non-secular music, I convinced them that the CD entitled "Faith" by George Michael was a Christian record. Tee hee.

68. I love shopping at Goodwill, Salvation Army, thrift stores, consignments stores and the like. Not only do I adore all the crazy things I find there, I refuse to spend full price on anything I could theoretically get at one of these bargain places. Even at TJMaxx or Marshall's....I rarely buy anything not in the clearance bin. It is like sticking it to the man! And heaven knows I like sticking it to the man.

69. I see patterns in everyday items. Radial and bi-lateral symmetry. The tiles on the floor in the bathroom. Cabinets. Music. Colors on the bindings of books. Flowers. Supposedly its due to my mental acuity. I tend to think it is just one more way the man tries to make me think I am crazy.

70. I love the smell of leather. (no comments from the peanut gallery)

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Another Round of Tasty Jenn Facts

41. I don't mind getting older. I just mind feeling older.

42. Gift giving is my "love language".

43. I prefer playing board games with friends and family over watching movies.

44. Despite being an extrovert, I enjoy my quiet, alone time and usually spend it daydreaming.

45. I have a knack for finding 4 leaf clovers. When I was in high school, I kept them in a shoe box after I pressed and dried them. I must have had about 1000 when I went off for college. Unfortunately, I left them at my parent's home and the box was destroyed in the house fire. I still find clovers today. I still like to press them, but now I pass them on to other folks. It's much better than hording my special finds.

46. I have a desire to get a tattoo. I have been pondering it seriously for about 8 years, now. Being quite the impulsive chick that I am, I have waited on it in order to choose a design carefully. Not only design, but also placement. At first I thought I would put it over the scar on my right shoulder. Then maybe in a less visible spot. Maybe a butterfly or a bird or something. Who knows? Perhaps one day I will find a milestone that will push me over my indecision and I will know it is "just right". But until then, I will wait.

47. I dig peacocks. One time @ church we had a Friday night fellowship where a professional sales/attitude trainer came in to do a talk on "what kind of bird are you?". It was loosely based on the Myers-Briggs Personality Inventory. At the end of the talk, everyone would know if they were a Dove, Eagle, Owl or Peacock. Much to every one's surprise~Jenn is a Peacock. And so it began. I have lots of beautiful peacock-y objects. My eyeglass pouch, my business card holder, a hand mirror, etc. Its a fun thing to collect and the royal colors do suit me. In a way it proves once again.....I like to show my feathers.

48. My first pet was a farm dog mutt named Blackie. Yes, it was black. At 4 years old, I hadn't tapped into my creative genius yet. It was just around the bend.

49. While learning to tell time, I thought when someone said it was "a quarter 'til two" that meant it was 1:35. You know, a quarter being 25 cents and all. Why do they have to complicate stuff like that for kindergartners??

50. When I was ten and trying to purchase a souvenir at Yellowstone, I asked the clerk if I was paying in coins did I have to pay tax? She looked at me as if I had three heads. I had always heard my parents and others refer to the tax rate as, "four cents on the dollar". I assumed if I didn't use dollar bills, I didn't have to pay the tax. Sounds logical, don't you think?

51. I am double jointed in the fingers on my right hand. That is the only bar trick I can perform. Other than the shimmy to get dollar bills. More on that later.

52. When I couldn't fall asleep, I used to count sheep. Then the sheep got too fast for me. I couldn't keep up. Now I count much slower creatures.

53. I have a fear of suffocation. Asphyxiation, actually.

54. Last year, my sister Tiffany and I decided to take a road trip to Denver, CO. Since neither of us had ever been there before, we decided it was time we went. We drove all night and into the next day-taking pictures at every stop. We watched a thunderstorm in a valley from the mountains. It was truly awe inspiring. I treasure the time I spent with her on that journey.

55. I learned that alcohol and high altitude don't mix very well on that trip. I also learned all the words to "Riding Dirty". I might have a little street cred now. But I doubt it. Did I mention the part about dancing on the bar at Coyote Ugly? That was where the shimmy and the dollar bills came in. Oh, and the part about "What happens in Colorado, Stays in Colorado".

56. I take a lot of pride in my husband's accomplishments. He is a pretty smart fella.

57. I have a collection of all sorts of fun stuff for my office. I began this collection in response to having so many kids come through our mini center when I worked for a mortgage company. Inevitably, a client would bring their children or one of my co workers would swing by with their kids...so I had little toys and distractions to keep them quiet while I still tried to work. Of course, my motivations morphed a bit over time and I began to find toys and funny signs to post around my work space. Chattering teeth, a Dr Evil doll, wind up chickens, bobble heads, yo yos, silly magnets, and so forth. I found that if was going to work like a dog, I should at least be able to enjoy my surroundings.

58. I have chosen St. Francis as my patron saint. It is not so much for his love of animals, sad to say. It is because I learned his prayer as a part of madrigal choir while in high school. It has become a mantra to me in some ways. I like the idea of sewing mercy into the world. I am a smartass. I admit it. But I do have a ton of compassion in my heart-and St Francis speaks to me in that.

59. I want the people who love me to be proud of me. I don't really care how many times they tell me that they are, it really isn't enough. I'm kinda insecure like that. But I am working on it.

60. I have a real silly streak. I am not for sure from whence it came. I am told my paternal grandmother was quite the prankster and clown. My real dad liked to make people laugh. My step dad was a great joke teller. I like finding the absurd in everyday life. Sometimes I think I might come across as less than intelligent because I laugh too much or don't take things seriously enough. Nothing could be further from the truth!! But I do value laughter above most any other quality. I suspect I will have some serious wrinkles around my eyes and mouth when I get older. I will claim them proudly in the name of great humor and joy!