Projectile Vomiting

Im sure I could come up with a nice, cerebral post on the following subject. But I need to get this out of my system.

I dont give a damn about Cameron and Justin or their potential wedding date.

I dont give a flying phuck about Paris Hilton, the freeloader she is dating or how "HOT" he is.

I dont need to hear how much money some famous skinny bitch spends on pet luggage.

It doesnt interest me if Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having an affair.

My eyebrow is not raised if Demi and Ashton are the "it" couple these days.

Britney Spears' ovulation schedule does not concern me.

Madonna's newest religious convert doesnt impress me.

Im sure the new chick in Tom Cruise's bed is a nice girl, but dont give me the details.

Is Paula on pills?? The bottle??? BOTH????

Offer me all the money in the world and I will never allow my children to hang out with Michael Jackson.

Our culture of celebrity is disgusting. I dont consciously pay attention to this stuff, and this is how much I know. Heaven knows how much drivel I would have accumulated had I been looking for it.

Blech. I need to wash out my mouth.