Like a Fish Out of Water
Ok, so today I get a memo at work that I have to sign.
"It has been brought to my attention that several people have noticed things missing from their desks. Personal items, work items. Please be respectful of other people's belongings. If a person has not expressly given you permission to take something off their desk, leave it alone!"
That is right. We are being reminded not to steal.
Except maybe paperclips.
"It has been brought to my attention that several people have noticed things missing from their desks. Personal items, work items. Please be respectful of other people's belongings. If a person has not expressly given you permission to take something off their desk, leave it alone!"
That is right. We are being reminded not to steal.
Except maybe paperclips.
posted by Jennifer @ 3:45 PM
4 Comments:
At 5:45 PM,
Rann said…
Interesting that this note only goes around shortly after you joined the company! Coincidence? Hmmmmm....
At 6:08 PM,
Jennifer said…
you caught me. not only am I dealing with ADD, kleptomania tends to run in the family as well. when we finally have children, you will have to keep inventory on all your valuables when we come to visit.
oh well. i suppose its better than necrophillia. dont you think??
At 8:56 PM,
Jeff said…
What, you're not supposed to take toner cartridges home? Huh. Duly noted for the future.
At 12:31 AM,
stacy said…
woops jenn. quit stealing staplers already!
Post a Comment
<< Home