First post---EVER

Ok, folks. Here is the deal. I'm jumping on the blog bandwagon. Knowing me, I will fall off shortly. Be that as it may, I will make attempts like my dear brother-in-law Jeff. . .to make you like me. Jeff, you inspire me to new heights. Really.

Ive considered doing this for some time, but no one could ever convince me that I have anything worth writing about. But after much thought, I think I will share with the world what annoys me. Perhaps this will make me a better person by not loudly verbalizing my snippy ideas about my fellow man.

I am open to suggestions, as I am not usually a spiteful person. Following, you will find a short list of items that piss me off. . .and in the coming weeks, perhaps i will find time to elaborate.

Obvious sportscasters
People who dont use their right turn signal
People in LARGE SUVs that I cant see around
Fashion reporters, ie Joan Rivers
Stupid programs on Vh-1 that show outrageous wealth and make me feel small
Forgetting to pay the phone bill
Black Ice
Points/Kroger/MVP cards at the grocery store
Dust bunnies


Ok, that is all for now. Gimme comments, damnit.